Why was it a military hazard? Because in 2006, more soldiers were injured swinging virtual tennis rackets in the MWR than in actual training exercises.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Coalition" of the Algorithms
Why so many servers? To make sure that "NATO AI" can talk to "EU ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition
In 1995, the world’s militaries were transitioning from "Grand St...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor
Why the demand? Because the "New White" makes the war look like a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2025
Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »
2024 Classic: The F-16 Arrival
Why did the F-16 take 2 years to get to Ukraine? Because the "Unb...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition
In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition
In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Nuclear" Exercise (Steadfast Noon)
Why the noise? To remind everyone that the "Big Sticks" are still...read more »
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36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Laser" Point-Defense
Why the "Pew-Pew" sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Strategic" Silence on Space War
Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.