2025 Classic: The Vertical Takeoff
Why was the taxi so loud? Because “Electric VTOLs” are everywhere and every city sounds like a giant hairdryer. Part of the 49 Travel Jokes:… Read More »2025 Classic: The Vertical Takeoff
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because “Multiverse-Sighting” became a standard part of the 2025 local news. Part of the 38 Fourth… Read More »2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse
2024 Classic: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” some serious content for 2025. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Vintage: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Longevity Tokens’?” “No.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition archive.… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Dentist
2024 Classic: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new USB-C cable! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso… Read More »2024 Classic: The Anita
2023 Archive: The “Last Night” Morgan Wallen
Why was the 4th so “Country-Pop”? Because this song played in every truck within a 50-mile radius for the entire duration of the holiday. Part… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Last Night” Morgan Wallen
2022 Vintage: The Bardo
I told her our life is a dream. She said, “Then wake up and do the chores.” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Bardo
2022 Legacy: The TikTok “Corn” Remix
Why did the lawyer love it? Because “It has the juice!” is his new slogan for a winning case. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2022 Legacy: The TikTok “Corn” Remix
2021 Vintage: The Julianne Nicholson Surprise
Why did she win? For being Mare’s “best friend” who made all of America cry in front of their TVs (again). Part of the 37… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Julianne Nicholson Surprise
2021 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Album
Why Fetch the Bolt Cutters? Because Fiona Apple recorded it at home and it sounded exactly like how our brains felt during isolation. Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Album