2021 Vintage: The Julianne Nicholson Surprise
Why did she win? For being Mare’s “best friend” who made all of America cry in front of their TVs (again). Part of the 37… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Julianne Nicholson Surprise
2020 Legacy: The Takeout Cocktail
A guy orders a Margarita in a plastic bag. He says, “It’s like a juice box for adults who have lost all hope.” Part of… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Takeout Cocktail
2020 Archive: The Vacation Slideshow
We looked at photos of our 2019 trip. It felt like looking at a different century. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine… Read More »2020 Archive: The Vacation Slideshow
2019 Archive: The Broken Fence
Why did the dad talk to the fence? He wanted to have a “gate” conversation. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old… Read More »2019 Archive: The Broken Fence
2017 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a head of broccoli because it “lacked a sense of symmetry.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Supermarket
2017 Vintage: The “Fifty Shades” Elevator Scene
Why was it mocked? For proving that “steamy” and “elevator music” are two very different things. Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Fifty Shades” Elevator Scene
2017 Archive: The Lemon
I hope my new console isn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Julia Roberts for Mother’s Day? For a wig so terrible it deserved its own separate nomination for “Worst Supporting Prop.” Part of the 38 Razzie… Read More »2016 Vintage: Worst Actress Runner-up
2016 Archive: The Kanye “Famous”
Why was the traveler looking for a giant bed? Because the music video made him think that sleeping with 10 celebrities was a normal Tuesday… Read More »2016 Archive: The Kanye “Famous”
2016 Vintage: The Kamikaze
“To the year that changed everything!” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified