Why “Crack a Bottle”? Because Dr. Dre, Eminem, and 50 Cent together are the Rap version of the Avengers. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2010 Classic: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
It has a keyboard now. My wife is reading a book about a woman who leaves her husband to find herself in Italy. I’ve hidden… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Kindle 3
Why did the locals use them? Mostly for starting cooking fires or as free wallpaper. Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Information Operations” Leaflets
Why “Rehab”? (Amy again. At this point, the trophy engraver had her name on a stamp). Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2008 “Rehab,… Read More »2008 Legacy: Best Female Pop Vocal
Why did we switch browsers? Because in September, Google released a browser that was fast, simple, and didn’t look like a cluttered mess of toolbars… Read More »2008 Legacy: Google Chrome Launch
Why was December a shock? Because people realized the “Smartest Investor on Wall Street” was actually just a guy with a really big Ponzi scheme… Read More »2008 Classic: The Bernie Madoff Arrest
Why did he leave Microsoft? To spend his time giving away money, which was a lot more fun than watching Vista try to load on… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Bill Gates Retirement
Why did it win? Because the Academy finally realized that “The Departed” is just “The Untouchables” with more swearing and better accents. Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Departed” Best Picture
Why did The Lives of Others win? Because the Academy loves a movie about spying, as long as it’s in German and very depressing. Part… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Best Foreign Language Film
Handwriting a tracklist like “SUMMER MIX 2007” on a blank silver disc with a permanent marker as a gift, even though everyone else had already… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Custom Burned CD Legacy
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