2008 Legacy: The Bill Gates Retirement

Why did he leave Microsoft? To spend his time giving away money, which was a lot more fun than watching Vista try to load on a 2008 laptop.

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was an amendment proposed in 2025 to allow algorithms to vote...read more »

Why did Beyoncé go country? To prove that she can conquer any gen...read more »

Why did governments start selling plots on Mars? Because after lo...read more »

Why is this still happening? Because both sides realized that as ...read more »

Why did the station orbiting the Moon become the new UN? Because ...read more »

In 1997, the world felt like it was finally moving into the futur...read more »

Why were the 2025 G7 summits held in headsets? So that leaders co...read more »

In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »

Why were the astronauts stuck on the ISS? Because in 2024, gettin...read more »

In 2015, the world felt like it was shifting gears at 100 mph. It...read more »

Why did the presidential limo refuse to drive? Because the AI dec...read more »

Why were the world leaders in D.C. so tense? To prove that an all...read more »

In 2007, politics began to fit into pockets, and the economy bega...read more »

In 2023, politics met Barbie, and technology met a dilemma: will ...read more »

@Napster_Leech09/30/2013 02:27Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor02/15/2009 17:41One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Avatar_Na_vi05/22/2014 12:08I see you... laughing!

@Jesus_Quintana08/29/2010 02:31Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Grinds_My_Gears04/29/1998 03:12You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Friendster_Ghost11/18/1997 14:39Remember me? I’m still laughing.