2007 Legacy: The “Stop-Loss” Extension
Why was 2007 the year of “Wait, I’m still here?” Because the Army realized that their “Contract” had a “Just Kidding” clause that lasted for… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Stop-Loss” Extension
2007 Archive: The “Departed” Best Picture
Why did it win? Because the Academy finally realized that “The Departed” is just “The Untouchables” with more swearing and better accents. Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Departed” Best Picture
2006 Classic: The MacBook Pro
A guy opens a silver laptop. The bartender says, “Careful, don’t get ‘Intel Inside’ your beer.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter… Read More »2006 Classic: The MacBook Pro
2006 Archive: The Shift
I’m “changing” the way we communicate. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Perfectionist
“I can’t stand mistakes.” “I’ll try to be perfect,” the doctor said, while accidentally spilling coffee on my file. Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2006 Archive: The Perfectionist
2005 Legacy: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Luke
2005 Classic: The Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire Hair
Why the long locks? For the year every male student at Hogwarts decided that getting a haircut was against the school rules. Part of the… Read More »2005 Classic: The Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire Hair
2004 Legacy: National Treasure
Why did Nicolas Cage steal the Declaration of Independence? Because in 2004, that was the only logical way to find a treasure map hidden by… Read More »2004 Legacy: National Treasure
2004 Vintage: World of Warcraft (Launch Hype)
Why were the monsters missing from the party? Because they were all busy choosing between the Alliance and the Horde and preparing to lose the… Read More »2004 Vintage: World of Warcraft (Launch Hype)
2004 Legacy: The Blackwater “Fallujah Bridge” Incident
Why did this change the war? Because it proved that Private Contractors were playing by a different rulebook—and the rulebook was on fire. Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Blackwater “Fallujah Bridge” Incident