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1997 Legacy: The Windows 95 Sanctuary

The church technician treating the installation of a single desktop computer in the main office like a NASA rocket launch, warning everyone not to touch the mouse without supervision.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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