Why did this change the war? Because it proved that Private Contractors were playing by a different rulebook—and the rulebook was on fire.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!