2015 Classic: The Monkey

I’m “swinging” by the app store.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Melrose_Place_Fan12/20/1999 04:00Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@MTV_Unplugged09/28/1998 11:51Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Technorati_Tag03/12/2004 12:27Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan08/30/2002 17:26OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@Hat_Tip_Sir04/05/2002 07:59M’lady... this joke is superb.