Why were the monsters missing from the party? Because they were all busy choosing between the Alliance and the Horde and preparing to lose the next ten years of their lives.
Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
2023 Vintage: Talk to Me
Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
Why were there so many people in "vintage" 2014 hipster outfits? ...read more »
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce" Debut
What was the most popular "couples" costume? A world-famous pop s...read more »
41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2020 Joke: Why Did The Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he had no body to go w...read more »
2024 Archive: Smile 2
Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »
2022 Legacy: Multiversus
Why was Shaggy fighting Batman? Because 2022 was the year where e...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition
In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
No way! That’s too much!