Why was 2007 the year of “Wait, I’m still here?” Because the Army realized that their “Contract” had a “Just Kidding” clause that lasted for an extra 15 months.
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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