2006 Classic: The MacBook Pro

A guy opens a silver laptop. The bartender says, “Careful, don’t get ‘Intel Inside’ your beer.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »

@Snake_Game_Pro10/19/2002 05:03I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Zoolander_Derek07/27/2006 16:56What is this? A joke for ants?

@Rewritable_CD09/19/1999 04:43I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan01/04/2000 13:28Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost11/21/2005 12:35Laughing at the security of my own ribs!