2015 Classic: The “Pepe the Frog” Era
Why was the nerd’s desktop so “rare”? (Never mind, that’s a HR nightmare—let’s go back to the Dress). Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Pepe the Frog” Era
2015 Classic: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by the app store. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Best Film Editing
Why did Gravity win? Because cutting together 90 minutes of Sandra Bullock spinning is a feat of human endurance. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2014 Classic: The Best Film Editing
2014 Archive: The Coffee Price
Why did the lawyer sue the $12 nitro-cold-brew? He argued that “bubbles are not billable volume.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa… Read More »2014 Archive: The Coffee Price
2013 Legacy: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his car was “an insult to the neighborhood’s aesthetic.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Pizza
2012 Archive: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the apocalypse code. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Rihanna (We Found Love) Fan
“We found love in a hopeless (and dark) place.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: Outstanding Drama
Why Mad Men? For tying the all-time record of four wins and making mid-century depression look incredibly profitable. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2011 Classic: Outstanding Drama
2011 Legacy: The Conan the Barbarian
I told her I’m a warrior. She said, “You’re a ‘War-ignore’—you ignore every ‘war’ I start about the laundry.” Part of the 68 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Conan the Barbarian
2010 Vintage: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing in 2010! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Dwayne