Why did the lawyer sue the $12 nitro-cold-brew? He argued that “bubbles are not billable volume.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Problem? No, just laughs!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!