A guy asks for a “Chamber of Secrets” cocktail. The bartender gives him a mystery shot and says, “The secret is, it’s mostly gin.”
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
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