Why did the dad talk to the fence? He wanted to have a “gate” conversation.
Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
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56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
First! And it’s funny!