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2008 Classic: The Bernie Madoff Arrest

Why was December a shock? Because people realized the “Smartest Investor on Wall Street” was actually just a guy with a really big Ponzi scheme and a lot of confidence.

Part of the 38 Politicians Jokes: The 2008 “Hope, Change & Bailouts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero02/16/2005 00:31I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Hanson_Fan_9701/31/2005 20:59Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Harry_Potter_Ron12/31/2009 11:07Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Motherboard_Max12/14/2003 13:09This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Broadband_Newbie10/26/2000 15:23Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@SoulSeek_Fan05/09/2007 00:54Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Philosoraptor_X05/02/2012 01:07If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Second_Life_Avy07/07/2015 19:18In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@IMVU_Chatter08/16/2015 03:153D laughs are the best!
@Llamas_With_Hats12/09/2015 11:08Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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