Why did the locals use them? Mostly for starting cooking fires or as free wallpaper.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
No way! That’s too much!