Why did Lockheed Martin win the X-35 contract in 2001? Because they promised a plane that could do everything for everyone—the military equivalent of a Swiss Army knife that costs $100 million per blade.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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