2022 Legacy: The TikTok “Corn” Remix

Why did the lawyer love it? Because “It has the juice!” is his new slogan for a winning case.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ModemWarrior05/16/2000 13:45I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Web_Master_Flex03/02/1996 04:24I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Pikachu_Fan_8806/30/2015 22:45Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Linux_Distro_User05/11/2010 02:32Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu03/05/1996 07:42Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Loituma_Girl11/27/2015 10:07Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Salad_Fingers_F07/05/1998 01:43I like it when the jokes are... rusty.