2024 Vintage: The Dentist

“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Longevity Tokens’?” “No.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original04/21/2008 03:04Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Linux_Distro_User10/26/2015 15:49Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink04/23/1998 22:10I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Grunge_Lord_9411/16/2015 16:02I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo05/06/2013 15:25Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Overly_Attached11/30/2001 06:28I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Lag_Victim_0101/22/2008 12:49I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!