2013 Archive: The Home
I’m “pressing” the home button to check my notifications. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a selfie stick to the reading of the will? To capture the “emotional assets” of the family. Part of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Inheritance
2012 Legacy: Twilight (Breaking Dawn Pt. 2)
Why was the ending a fake-out? Because in 2012, the producers realized that a massive decapitation scene was a bit much for a PG-13 romance.… Read More »2012 Legacy: Twilight (Breaking Dawn Pt. 2)
2012 Classic: The Water
I’m “streaming” the Olympics in HD. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The Skyfall
A guy walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender asks, “Shaken or stirred?” The guy says, “Does it look like I give… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Skyfall
2011 Legacy: The Blake Griffin “Dunk over the KIA”
Why was the Dunk Contest a commercial? Because Blake jumped over a car, proving that he had the highest vertical leap in the marketing department.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Blake Griffin “Dunk over the KIA”
2011 Legacy: The Arab Spring
Why were international lawyers busy? They were trying to draft “New Democracy” contracts with “Exit Clauses” for dictators. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Arab Spring
2011 Classic: The RQ-170 “Beast of Kandahar” Capture
Why was Iran so happy in 2011? Because they “kidnapped” a top-secret U.S. stealth drone, and the Pentagon’s official response was: “Can we have our… Read More »2011 Classic: The RQ-170 “Beast of Kandahar” Capture
2011 Archive: Britney Spears (Femme Fatale)
Why was she “Till the World Ends”? Because in 2011, she was still the queen of the dance floor, even if she looked like she’d… Read More »2011 Archive: Britney Spears (Femme Fatale)
2011 Classic: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the viral memes. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified