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2012 Legacy: Twilight (Breaking Dawn Pt. 2)

 Why was the ending a fake-out? Because in 2012, the producers realized that a massive decapitation scene was a bit much for a PG-13 romance.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper11/08/2006 17:50Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette06/28/2008 01:48I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Tank_Operator01/01/1998 14:25Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Animorphs_X03/17/2004 04:48I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@HotBot_User01/23/1997 16:12Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

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