Why did the lawyer bring a selfie stick to the reading of the will? To capture the “emotional assets” of the family.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
What is this? A joke for ants?
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
The future is laughing at us.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Very nice! Great success!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!