I’m “pressing” the home button to check my notifications.
Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
More capacity for humor on this site!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
We are many. We are laughing.