2009 Legacy: The App Store

Why did the blonde try to buy a real bridge on her iPhone? She heard there was an “App” for everything.

Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector08/04/2010 19:16This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Titanic_Survivor03/02/2009 11:51I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Harry_Potter_Hermione11/09/1995 13:34It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Dorm_Room_Hero03/18/2009 14:17My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@GL_HF_Runner04/14/2010 12:15Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Starcraft_Zerg07/02/2001 07:47Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!