2019 Legacy: Storm Area 51
Why was the family “naruto-running” into the dining room? Because we spent the whole summer training to storm a secret military base, but we settled… Read More »2019 Legacy: Storm Area 51
2018 Archive: The Dog Days
I told her every day is a dog day. She said, “Especially for you, since you’re always in the dog house.” Part of the 66… Read More »2018 Archive: The Dog Days
2017 Legacy: The Launch of SpaceX “Falcon Heavy” (Prep)
Why were we excited? Because Elon Musk promised to put a car in space, making the government’s “Infrastructure Week” look even more like a long… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Launch of SpaceX “Falcon Heavy” (Prep)
2016 Classic: The No Headphone Jack
Why did the blonde try to drill a hole in the bottom of her new iPhone 7? She heard it was the “secret DIY way”… Read More »2016 Classic: The No Headphone Jack
2016 Legacy: The Sausage Party
“I’ll never look at a hot dog the same way.” “That’s fine, but you’re still responsible for the BBQ this weekend.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Sausage Party
2015 Archive: The Fetty Wap Fan
“I’m like, hey, what’s up, hello… I see a pretty bulb in the store, yo.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The… Read More »2015 Archive: The Fetty Wap Fan
2015 Classic: Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett
Why were they the perfect duo? Because they proved that Jazz is the only thing that can bridge the gap between a meat dress and… Read More »2015 Classic: Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett
2015 Vintage: Fifty Shades of Grey
Why was there a shortage of cable ties in February 2015? Because Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan made reading the instruction manual for knots a… Read More »2015 Vintage: Fifty Shades of Grey
2015 Vintage: The Drone Regulations
Why was the tourist’s drone grounded? Because he didn’t realize that flying over the White House was “slightly frowned upon.” Part of the 48 Travel… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Drone Regulations
2014 Archive: The 22 Jump Street “My Name is Jeff”
The peak of 2014 comedy is two guys pretending to be foreign exchange students. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive.… Read More »2014 Archive: The 22 Jump Street “My Name is Jeff”