2016 Classic: The No Headphone Jack

Why did the blonde try to drill a hole in the bottom of her new iPhone 7? She heard it was the “secret DIY way” to find the missing headphone jack.

Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Win95_Fanatic07/13/1995 17:15This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Angelfire_User11/23/2012 18:49Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@South_Park_Cartman10/31/1997 23:28Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@SouthPark_Stan01/23/2000 16:24Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Tyler_Durden_Real10/08/2001 14:38Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Neopets_Trader06/28/1996 06:04Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Wall_Post_Hero01/10/2009 00:35Posting this to my own wall right now!