2024 Classic: The “360” Charli XCX
Everything is “Brat” now. My shirt is Brat-green, my car is Brat-green, my soul is a neon-green square. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The “360” Charli XCX
2022 Vintage: The Harry Styles “As It Was”
Why was the traveler so nostalgic? Because the song told him “it’s not the same as it was,” which is exactly what he felt when… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Harry Styles “As It Was”
2022 Archive: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Archive: The Story
2022 Vintage: The Little Star
Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Little Star
2021 Legacy: The Suicide Squad 2
“We’re saving the world again!” “By standing in line for 2 hours at a popup bar? Very heroic.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Suicide Squad 2
2021 Legacy: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.” Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Scared Snake
2020 Vintage: The Remote Work Anniversary
Why did the clerk celebrate one year at home? He hasn’t worn shoes with laces since March and he’s forgotten how to tie a knot.… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Remote Work Anniversary
2019 Classic: The Aladdin Will Smith
He’s blue. He’s a genie. It was actually better than we expected, but I’m still confused by the CGI. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2019 Classic: The Aladdin Will Smith
2019 Legacy: Storm Area 51
Why was the family “naruto-running” into the dining room? Because we spent the whole summer training to storm a secret military base, but we settled… Read More »2019 Legacy: Storm Area 51
2019 Classic: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug survived the Snap and the White Claw invasion. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Classic: The Moscow Mule