Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
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