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2019 Classic: The Moscow Mule

 The copper mug survived the Snap and the White Claw invasion.

Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
 "I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
 The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
 A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
 A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
 A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
 "Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
 A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

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The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
 A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zoolander_Blue03/17/2013 16:25Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Harry_Potter_Ron10/10/2001 09:15Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Celebrity_DM07/14/1996 17:24Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Champ_Kind_Wham04/16/1999 05:46WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Scumbag_Steve_X12/01/2000 06:15Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Frame_Set_Wizard05/25/1997 20:47I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Top_List_Winner06/18/2007 16:30Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Homestar_Runner12/25/2004 11:46That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@David_After_Dent09/16/2012 01:31Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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