What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
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Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
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In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
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The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
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In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.