Why was the costume just a wooden box? Because Ryan Reynolds proved that you can make a whole movie underground with just a lighter and a Blackberry.
Part of the 41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Not bad. Not bad at all.