Why was the family “naruto-running” into the dining room? Because we spent the whole summer training to storm a secret military base, but we settled for storming the kitchen to “see them leftovers.”
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
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I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!