2019 Classic: The Aladdin Will Smith

He’s blue. He’s a genie. It was actually better than we expected, but I’m still confused by the CGI.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Paul Mescal vs. a rhino. 2024 is the year we finally went back t...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

One street interview and the entire internet is now obsessed wit...read more »

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

@Dawson_Creek_Fan09/06/1999 07:51I am crying... with laughter!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/19/2012 23:18I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Myspace_First_Friend04/23/2003 16:43I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@E_T_Phone_Home03/09/2006 11:32E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@GL_HF_Runner12/26/1995 19:20Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Trogdor_Burn08/30/2001 20:46Burninating the countryside with laughter!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan03/24/1996 18:04OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@Dark_Web_Joker05/18/2007 09:43Found this on the deep end of the net.