2011 Classic: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the kitchen! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal &… Read More »2011 Classic: The Robin
2010 Archive: Buried
Why was the costume just a wooden box? Because Ryan Reynolds proved that you can make a whole movie underground with just a lighter and… Read More »2010 Archive: Buried
2010 Classic: The Breaking Bad Double
Why did Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul win together? Because in 2010, “Chemistry” meant more than science—it meant nobody in the room wanted to meet… Read More »2010 Classic: The Breaking Bad Double
2010 Archive: The Jeff Bridges “The Dude” Win
Why did he win Best Actor for Crazy Heart? Because the Academy finally realized that “The Dude” abides, but a grizzled country singer wins the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Jeff Bridges “The Dude” Win
2009 Vintage: The Twitter Diplomacy
Why did the State Department ask Twitter to stay up during the Iranian protests? To prove that a 140-character message is more powerful than a… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Twitter Diplomacy
2009 Classic: The Lady Gaga (Bad Romance) Fan
“Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-ma! Want your bad light bulb!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The FarmVille Addict
Why did the tourist stay in his hotel room in Hawaii? Because his “crops” were dying on Facebook and he couldn’t leave his virtual farm… Read More »2009 Vintage: The FarmVille Addict
2009 Legacy: The App Store
Why did the blonde try to buy a real bridge on her iPhone? She heard there was an “App” for everything. Part of the 43… Read More »2009 Legacy: The App Store
2009 Vintage: The “Bio-Metric” Handhelds
Why were they failing? Because it’s hard to scan an iris when the “Subject” is blinking and you’re both standing in a dust storm. Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Bio-Metric” Handhelds
2008 Legacy: The Obama “Yes We Can” Landslide
Why was the slogan so effective? Because after the 2008 economy crashed, “No We Can’t” was already the official response from every bank in America.… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Obama “Yes We Can” Landslide