The loud, rhythmic “swish-swish” noise that filled the quiet testing hall because four different girls showed up wearing matching bright pink velvet outfits. Part of… Read More »2004 Classic: The Velour Tracksuit Sound
Why Scooby-Doo 2? Because it’s the only sequel that makes you wish the “meddling kids” had never started their van. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards… Read More »2004 Legacy: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why did the lawyer hate Skype? Because he couldn’t charge a “travel fee” for a video call from his living room. Part of the 53… Read More »2004 Classic: The Skype Launch
“I’ll do anything for a Gmail invite!” “Anything?” “Yeah, even spend a whole evening talking to your mother-in-law without checking my Nokia Razr.” Part of the 53… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Gmail Invite
Why was the controller so huge? Because Microsoft entered the console war with the “Duke”—a controller so massive it could double as a home defense… Read More »2001 Archive: The Launch of the Xbox
I’m a dreamer. I’m just looking up. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why did she shout “Roberto!”? Because she knew that if she didn’t say it loud enough, he might not have enough momentum to clear the… Read More »1999 Archive: The Sophia Loren Presenter Moment
Why was the invoice 100 pages long? 2 pages of work, 98 pages of “administrative processing descriptions.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Billing Statement
By 1997, the “blue pill” was the talk of every locker room. One guy says, “I took one last night and I felt like a… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Viagra Secret
I just watched a cartoon where a kid in an orange parka died, and I’m fairly certain my parents are going to ban television entirely.… Read More »1997 Classic: The South Park Shock
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