1999 Legacy: The Billing Statement

Why was the invoice 100 pages long? 2 pages of work, 98 pages of “administrative processing descriptions.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Matrix_Glitch10/01/1996 07:54There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Seinfeld_George05/10/2012 19:10What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@XFiles_Spooky_M10/31/2002 16:45Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor11/02/1996 13:09One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Bernie_Mittens11/10/2000 05:34I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Midi_Background06/06/1996 16:36Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

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