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1997 Classic: The South Park Shock

 I just watched a cartoon where a kid in an orange parka died, and I’m fairly certain my parents are going to ban television entirely.

Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Napster_King10/27/2002 15:37I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Full_House_Lover09/11/2001 21:22You got it, dude! Hilarious.
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@Space_Background07/26/2005 02:13The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Evolution_Dance04/07/2001 18:42The history of humor in one post.
@Influencer_9912/18/2013 19:09My followers need to see this!
@Filter_Fanatic04/20/2009 23:55This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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