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2004 Classic: The 9/11 Commission Report

Why was this the most popular book in D.C.? Because it was a 500-page document that managed to blame everyone and no one at the same time, making it the ultimate political achievement.

Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2004 “Big Bang & Blue States” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ02/02/2012 02:21Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Seinfeld_George04/30/1995 14:12What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@HTML_Hacker01/25/1999 06:52<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Grunge_Lord_9408/11/2012 19:40I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Butthead_Uhhh11/14/2001 23:40Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@G_I_Joe_Real11/25/2011 06:39And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Hansel_So_Hot08/25/2005 18:45That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Leave_Britney_A04/06/2002 20:17Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Believe_It_Or_N10/13/2006 13:01I choose to believe it’s funny.
@Retweet_King10/04/2008 06:05RT if you think this is funny!

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