This one is a total US humor staple:
She didn’t want it to run out of minutes.
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
i’m gonna test this theory tonight. for science.
real humor for real people. keep the blonde series going!
omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.