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2015 Vintage: Fifty Shades of Grey

 Why was there a shortage of cable ties in February 2015? Because Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan made reading the instruction manual for knots a national pastime.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2015 “Is It Blue or Gold?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan02/28/1997 19:21Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Winamp_Skin_Maker10/17/1997 12:09Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Rewritable_CD12/06/2001 23:07I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Ermahgerd_Girl01/27/2005 07:41ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Happy_Tree_Fans11/10/2006 20:15So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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