Why was Iran so happy in 2011? Because they “kidnapped” a top-secret U.S. stealth drone, and the Pentagon’s official response was: “Can we have our robot back? Pretty please?”
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
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2024 Classic: The "Total Force" Burnout
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Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »
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In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Artillery" Renaissance
Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!