Why were international lawyers busy? They were trying to draft “New Democracy” contracts with “Exit Clauses” for dictators.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
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The Truth in Court
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52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Inheritance
A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
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Will the real funny joke please stand up?
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My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
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