Why did the history department head look so smug? Because the school’s updated plagiarism software instantly flagged twelve different senior essays on the industrial revolution… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Wikipedia Font Lockdown
Why was everyone suspicious of the guest list? Because we were pretty sure Mark Zuckerberg already knew what we were having for dinner before we… Read More »2018 Archive: The Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal
Why was the traveler looking for a car in space? Because Elon sent a Tesla into orbit, and the traveler expected his Uber to arrive… Read More »2018 Archive: The Musk’s Roadster
Why “Tonite”? Because LCD Soundsystem proved that you’re never too old to make people dance to a cynical synth-pop track. Part of the 36 Grammy… Read More »2018 Classic: Best Dance Recording
Why back to “Sea-based”? To remind the Army that the Marines have a boat and they’re not afraid to use it. Part of the 36… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps
It’s just a room where you run away from your own insurance premiums. Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine”… Read More »2016 Legacy: The HMO Gym
Why did Obama drop the microphone? Because he knew that whatever happened in 2016, he wouldn’t be the one who had to try to pick… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Mic Drop” White House Correspondents’ Dinner
I’m “shining” through the pixels. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
Why was everyone looking for a specific cashier? Because 2014 proved that if you are a handsome teenager working at a retail store, the internet… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Alex from Target” Phenomenon
Why was everyone on Twitter screaming? Because Game of Thrones proved that weddings are much more dangerous than actual battles, and that “The Rains of Castamere” is… Read More »2013 Classic: The Red Wedding (TV Event)
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