2008 Classic: The USB Pet Rock
Why was the desk so still? Because 2008-era USB gadgets had officially reached their “Zen” phase. Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The 2008 “Great… Read More »2008 Classic: The USB Pet Rock
2008 Archive: The Step Brothers Quotes
Why was the BBQ so “Prestige Worldwide”? Because Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly made “Did we just become best friends?” the mandatory response to… Read More »2008 Archive: The Step Brothers Quotes
2008 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2008 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2006 Classic: The “Valerie” Zutons (Wait, Mark Ronson did it better)
2006 is the year of the indie-pop crossover. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the secrets on the forum. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The HBO Reality Check
Why were they so quiet? Because for the first time in years, the major networks (NBC, FOX, ABC) actually remembered how to win the big… Read More »2006 Archive: The HBO Reality Check
2005 Classic: The “Tactical” Energy Drinks
Why did Rip It become the official fuel of the war? Because in 2005, caffeine and sugar were the only things keeping the “Global War… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Tactical” Energy Drinks
2004 Legacy: The Mean Girls Suit
Why did the lawyer sue the “Plastics”? For creating a “hostile work environment” (even if the work was just surviving high school). Part of the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Mean Girls Suit
2004 Archive: The “Can You Hear Me Now?” Era
Why was the Verizon guy the face of 2004? Because it’s exactly what the UN inspectors were saying to Baghdad for three years. Part of… Read More »2004 Archive: The “Can You Hear Me Now?” Era
2003 Vintage: Finding Nemo
Why was everyone talking to their fish tanks? Because in 2003, Pixar convinced us that our pets were just one “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way,… Read More »2003 Vintage: Finding Nemo