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2008 Classic: The USB Pet Rock

 Why was the desk so still? Because 2008-era USB gadgets had officially reached their “Zen” phase.

Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The 2008 “Great Recession & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User11/24/2006 00:33Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@GameBoy_Color04/01/2013 18:43Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Tripod_Member04/18/1995 04:16Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@MIRC_Ghost09/09/1999 06:50Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@StarWars_Nerd02/10/1997 03:03The farce is strong with this one!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli12/16/2002 05:37That still only counts as one laugh!
@Lock_Stock_Two06/10/2014 14:01It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Better_Off_Dead07/03/2013 13:00I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Construction_Dig10/31/2009 09:18Still digging for more humor!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/29/1999 18:59All the search engines agree: this is funny.

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