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2003 Vintage: Finding Nemo

 Why was everyone talking to their fish tanks? Because in 2003, Pixar convinced us that our pets were just one “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney” away from a daring escape.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky09/09/2004 22:27I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@HTML_Hacker10/12/2005 17:42<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
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