1997 Classic: The Verity of “Titanic”
Why did politicians hate the movie Titanic? Because it reminded them that no matter how much you spend on the boat, the iceberg (or the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Verity of “Titanic”
1997 Archive: The Specialist
I went to a doctor who specializes in “Modern Stress.” He told me to quit my job, move to a farm, and throw my computer… Read More »1997 Archive: The Specialist
1997 Classic: The Cherry
I’m a baker. I’m the cherry on top. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Vintage: The End
I’m a pun-master. I’m just pun-stoppable! Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: The Paper Trail
Why do lawyers hate recycling? Because they love watching forests die for a 400-page deposition. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines… Read More »1996 Archive: The Paper Trail
1996 Legacy: The Shot
A shot of vodka walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re gone in a flash.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Shot
1995 Legacy: Sony Discman
Why did everyone walk like a penguin on Christmas morning? Because they all got a Discman with “Electronic Shock Protection” that still skipped if you breathed too… Read More »1995 Legacy: Sony Discman
1995 Archive: The Frosted Tips
We’ve reached peak male grooming when we want the top of our heads to look like a glazed donut. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1995 Archive: The Frosted Tips
1995 Vintage: The Sense and Sensibility “Prestige”
Why Emma Thompson? For proving that you can write a masterpiece, act in it, and still find time to make everyone else look uneducated. Part… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Sense and Sensibility “Prestige”