I went to a doctor who specializes in “Modern Stress.” He told me to quit my job, move to a farm, and throw my computer into a lake. That was his only prescription.
Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
As if! This is too funny.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
I should make a game about this joke.